Archive for April, 2005

T***-****G MGA PIMPLES TO

Posted in About Me, Complaints on April 30th, 2005
Bakit hindi nyo pa rin ako tinitigilan? Sana pag natapos na ang teenager years ko lalayas na kayo sa mukha ko. Balak niyo bang tumira sa bawat x and y coordinates ng mukha ko? Marunong naman ako maghilamos. Naliligo naman ako araw-araw….Kung ano ano na nilagay ko sa inyo, tumutubo pa rin kayo. Bakit napaka-oily ng skin ko? Isang oras lang pagkahilamos ko, oily nanaman! Shit! Ano kayang treatment bagay sa mukha ko? Chemotherapy? Hahaha…Gusto kong punitin tong mukhang to at pigain lahat ng oil…siguro isang drum ang mapro-produce ko…
(Sana marunong magbasa yung mga pimples…)

 

OF SHAMPOO AND DETERGENT SOAP ADS

Posted in Television, Entertainment, Complaints on April 28th, 2005
These ads dominate the local televesion, isn’t it? Those shampoo commercials are all the same. When you use that shampoo, para ka na ring nagpa-salon, nagpa-rebond, nagpa-hot-oil at iba pa. Pare-parehas lang ang messages nila! And they make new TV ads just to let us know that they’ve added this new ingredient that’s guaranteed to make your hair smoother, silkier, dandruff-free blah blah blah..Ngayon lang ba nila na-discover ang “new ingredient” na yan…Bakit hindi nila ginamit yan dati? Inunti-unti lang nila…Nakakasira lang ng ulo yang mga commercial na yan… Read more »

NO REGRETS

Posted in About Me, Daily Lives on April 27th, 2005
Medyo sariwa pa sa aking alaala ang pangyayaring ito sa bus. Nagbayad ako ng P50 sa konduktor. Tapos binigyan ako tiket worth P16. Dapat may sukli pa ako…subalit (ang lalim na Tagalog yan a), hindi nya agad ako nasuklian bagkus (isa pang malalim na Tagalog), siningil nya muna yung iba. Tapos bigla siyang umalis. Akala ko, kukuha lang ng barya…yun pala, magpapahinga na siya sa harap ng bus! WHHAATTT! Nakalimutan nyang may sukli pa ako!! May P16 pa ako sa kanya! Nahihiya akong tawagin kasi nasa dulo ako ng bus at nasa harap siya. Di ba? Ang layo? Balak ko sanang hingin pag bumaba na ang 90% ng mga tao sa Alabang. Pero nung dumating na sa point na yun, lumapit ako sa harap tapos nakita ko yung konduktor na naka-relax na. Wala nang T-shirt at nagyoyosi pa. Natatakot ako i-approach baka mabad-trip (wala na siyang hawak na pera). Baka hindi siya maniwala na may nakalimutan siyang suklian…. Read more »

MANIFESTATIONS OF LORD OF THE RINGS OBSESSION (at least sa akin…)

Posted in Music, About Me, Daily Lives, Movies on April 26th, 2005
* not in particular order 

1. I can type the phrase Lord of the Rings without looking at the keyboard…or rather it is the phrase that I can type the fastest.
2. I can spot the phrase Lord of the Rings/names of LOTR cast and crew in a newspaper/magazine/webpage as quickly as possible.
3. I know almost every dialogue in the movie. (except maybe for the Elvish part)
4. I know my favorite scenes/trailers well. Yung music, sound effect, yung camera shot na pinapakita at syempre dialogue.
5. Upon hearing a familiar word, an LOTR dialogue will just pop out of my mind…(example: When I hear the word “assault”, naalala ko yung dialogue ni Saruman na may word na assault…Siyempre hindi naman every word na naririnig ko, may naalala akong dialogue from the movie. Pag nangyari yun, ipa-mental nyo na ako)
6. I now appreciate the beauty of trees…(its appearance etc…it resembles the Ents…)
7. I reminisce some scenes upon passing in a place that reminds me of LOTR. Example: Almost 2 years ago, I saw a vulcanizing shop watching The Two Towers on their TV. Everytime I pass there, I always run that particular scene that I saw on that TV in my mind. Abnormal no?
8. The movie’s soundtrack automatically integrates in my daily life. For example, if I’ve been in a beautiful place for the first time, a particular LOTR music accompanies my feelings.
9. It is the main subject/design inspiration of any school presentation and projects. Example: this blog and my official website.
10. I feel depressed or Frodo-ish after watching the extended DVDs. Why? Because LOTR is finally over. (Frodo at the end of ROTK: How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart, you begin to understand, there is no going back?)
11. There are almost 1000 images of Lord of the Rings in my My Pictures folder. And I’m having a difficulty in organzing it.
12. I learn to create LOTR logos/banners from scratch.
13. I created a super medley of the first 2 movies’ soundtrack. The first one is 15 minutes long and the second one is 30 minutes. I can’t organize the third one in my head.
14. I have a collection of LOTR trailers in my hard drive.
15. If that’s not enough, I created my own trailers. A fan-made trailer…
16. I’m trying to learn Elvish languages…and write in Quenya/Sindarin style…
17. It is still against my constitution to delete my copies of The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (VCD quality) in my hard drive even though it consumes almost 4 gigabytes of memory. It will be the last file that I’ll delete….
18. You have to convince me very hard to let you borrow my LOTR DVD collection…kahit DVD copy lang.
19. I tried to buy LOTR DVDs kahit hindi orig…at least pag afford ko na…itotodo ka na ‘to…
20. If ever I win P1 million, LOTR original goodies are the first few things in my list.
21. I’m interested to watch shows/movies that starred LOTR casts or anyone that involves the LOTR crew (Peter Jackson and co, Howard Shore etc)
22. I’m interested to watch shows/movies that has been filmed in New Zealand. If ever I go abroad, I’ll go to New Zealand first.
23. I have created my own version of music videos (May It Be, Gollum’s Song, Into the West) featuring the clips from the movies…
more to come…

 

“BRINI MAXWELL”

Posted in Television on April 25th, 2005
Kilala nyo ba si Brini Maxwell? Meron siyang show sa Lifestyle Network…yung Brini Maxwell Show. At sa maniwala kayo o hindi, si Brini Maxwell ay isang lalake! His real name is Ben Sanders at he’s a female impersonator. In fairness, maganda kamay at legs niya… 

 

CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG

Posted in Daily Lives on April 24th, 2005
Haven’t you notice that some jeepney drivers have this some kind of subscription to the vendors of basahans? Yung basahang bilog na pamunas ng upuan ng jeep? I’ve encountered many incidents where drivers will just pass by these vendors and automatically receives some rugs in groups of 5 or 10…Tapos aalis na sila without even paying for those rugs… 

I have some suspicions about that…baka may palamang drugs yung mga yun…maybe they’re just using those rugs to hide those things…well, pwedeng totoo, pwedeng hindi… mahirap manghusga….Kung ako lang si Mike Enriquez, iimbestighan ko yan.

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